The other day one of my students fell off the monkey bars on the playground.
I quickly went to his aid and saw that he was crying and rubbing his hip.
Worried that he might have really hurt himself (I immediately think the worst...broken bones!)
I asked him "What did you land on?"
To which (with a look in his eye that begged- Are you kidding me Miss Kelly can't you see?) he angrily replied, "The Ground!"